Review: Where the Chill Waits

4 stars! I spent 75% of this absolutely terrified for the dogs, even skimming certain parts, until I finally caved and looked it up (thanks, Reddit!). So, so relieved - overjoyed, even - that I don't have to dock a star for this one. It would've been almost forgivable considering that sort of thing was maybe less of a trope when the book was published, but I wouldn't have budged. A rule is a rule.

Three men are invited by their boss on a fishing trip, a sort of corporate tradition he utilizes to measure up a man's worth. It's all very toxic CEO of him, and the men are worried about repercussions if they refuse. It gets even worse when he spontaneously switches their destination and declares it a hunting trip instead - in a remote part of Canada he bought sight unseen to connect with nature. Or something. The men are met by a local guide and venture into the woods. It's not long before things start to go wrong. 

I'm a huge fan of forest horror, and wendigo horror, and Where the Chill Waits exquisitely checks both of those boxes. It's a classic and should be more widely-read. Reminded me of King at times, with its deep characterization and amusing details. And, also like some of King's older works, it betrays its age with an annoying female character, and some questionable culture-clashing. But it earns top grades for premise, pacing, and entertainment factor.

I would honestly love to do a deep analysis of how the plot escalates episodically. I just want to talk with someone about some of the scarier moments and insane imagery and the individual character arcs. The book is begging for that type of exchange: "how brutal was it when XYZ..." "can you believe he did this or that..." "OMG when so-and-so turned into the so-and-so..." "the part with the arm..." "the END!!!" 

Truly some of the best writing I've encountered. Crisp and fast-paced, the author really succeeds at driving the story along lightly - incorporating some lovely nature writing, too! I mentioned the female character - I personally can't stand worriers, and Janet is a particularly self-righteous one - to a distracting degree. The Native American lore would earn some major hand-wringing today, but I think it's still worth reading with a discerning eye.

I can't wait to revisit this on a road trip, or a camping trip, or a hike. Around a campfire, or on a couch in a cabin in the woods. It's easily up there on my favorites list. Spread the word!

"Hell, he thought, here even the stars take you off-guard. If you can stand and stare skyward with your jaw hung in wonder, how can you dismiss anything?"

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Review: The Silent Companions

You know what? 5 stars. I was pretty much dead set on 4 until I reached the ending, which left me a little bit breathless and extremely satisfied. I'm very excited to read more by this author, who put together a really beautiful Gothic story here, employing a lot of fun and familiar tropes while managing to keep things fairly unpredictable. AND - I don't have to dock a star for a UDD - in this case - UCD! Small blessings.

There are two narratives here - well, almost three. In 1865, newly married Elsie Bainbridge must travel to her husband's isolated rural estate outside of London when he passes away unexpectedly. She is accompanied by her late husband's cousin, Sarah, and is met by an unwelcoming town and an unpleasant household staff. Even worse - the house itself is troublesome, and Elsie begins hearing things and seeing things that seem impossible. You know the drill.

Meanwhile, we are supplied with the journal of an ancestor, who lived on the estate in 1635. She and her husband are overjoyed to receive a royal visit, until things go horribly wrong - revealing an evil that may or may not be connected to Elsie's experiences over two hundred years later.

Yes, this does seem a bit like the same-old haunted house story... but it really does take some delightful twists and turns. Scarier than The Little Stranger I'd say, but in a good way. The writing is super lively, the plot is very well-crafted/well-paced, the ending is brutal, and the setting is perfectly spooky. The characters are pretty unlikeable, especially at first, but everything comes across as intentional. I am a little frustrated by some of the loose ends - I need more lore! And I could use a sequel! - but I was truly transported and enjoyed myself.

I will say too - at first, I found Hetta's ... instruments, shall we say ... extremely cheesy and not scary at all. Maybe a little gimmicky? Despite some fantastic imagery and vivid descriptions of their appearances and expressions, I think I just had some trouble crossing the bridge into fear. I kept getting caught up in the physics of it all - picturing them... glide across the floor or whatever. Also, where the F did they come from in the first place? A mysterious, disappearing shop out of nowhere on top of everything else?! So much going on.

Overall, though - an instant horror classic. Must be read in front of a crackling fire during a blizzard, wind howling against the windows.

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Review: Heart-Shaped Box

3 stars. I can see why this is so popular, and considered one of Hill's very best. It's hardcore horror with a lot of flavors: rock and roll, road trips, occult artifacts; along with bigger themes about abuse, justice, punishment, retribution, heaven and hell and all that fun stuff. Jude makes a helluva main character, full of rebellion and rage and a kind of a dark stubbornness that triggers - and resolves - the evil at the center of the story.

An aging rock star, Jude is tempted via the internet to "buy a ghost." He purchases a haunted suit for his collection of occult items, and haunted it turns out to be. As the spirit of his ex's stepfather (lol, it's complicated) makes his life a living hell, Jude is forced to make a journey: into the unknown, into the depths of his own trauma and psyche, into the past. He thrives in the dark, after all.

Technically, this is a wonderful book. It's well-written - better than NOS4A2, I think. I didn't find it to be particularly scary - Craddock is just a teensy-weensy bit too cartoonish for me (the tip of the hat, for ex), but I really, really loved him as a threat. He's a very classic, powerful, ghostly villain and I especially loved his introduction. I also enjoyed the references to heavy metal and the surprisingly unusual exploration of an aging rock star. Jude is adorably cliche and ugly and menacing with a solid core.

It really is a very, very fun story. I'm giving it 3 stars because I would've given it 4 and was forced to dock for not one but two UDDs. In fact, I basically skimmed 4 entire chapters because of it. I know, I know - it's my trigger, my problem. But this sort of thing just doesn't seem creative to me, anymore. It's trope-y and cheap.

I have no regrets. I read a lot of horror and I really respect this one - I call it great. A very hearty, tasty, classic-feeling snack. First read of 2023 down.

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Review: Hidden Pictures

3 stars. Hmmmm hahahaha. This kept my attention - I read it in less than 24 hours; I'd definitely describe it as a crisply-written thriller - but it didn't blow me away at all. I'm kind of surprised, actually, about all the hype. 

Mallory Quinn is a young athlete in recovery who takes a job as a babysitter for a seemingly perfect, well-off family to watch their 5-year-old son, Teddy. She settles in and the summer is enjoyable - until Teddy starts presenting her with some mysterious drawings. Drawings that are way too advanced for a 5-year-old, depicting some very dark, mysterious images. Between a psychic neighbor, odd noises, and some strange behavior from Teddy's parents, Mallory begins to realize the genuine danger she faces, and resolves to get to the bottom of things and save Teddy if she can.

Regarding the controversy around the depiction of gender: I am fortunate enough to not be easily-triggered by this sort of thing. If you are sensitive to such issues, avoid. I could give the whole spiel - depiction does not equal endorsement, etc. and agonize over what is harmful and what is not... but there are folks far more informed and articulate than I who can speak on that, and I highly encourage you to seek them out. (I will say the references to Harry Potter made me extremely suspicious.)

So here's what I'd say: read it if you're in the mood for a compelling page turner with supernatural elements and a few twists. I would barely describe it as horror. I would even put a YA label on it - it gave me those vibes more than once. I think it kind of frustrated me that the first chapter was a real banger, and had me totally hooked before things kind of took a few... odd turns. 5-star opening chapter, 3 star book as a whole. I didn't totally find Mallory plausible, nor did I fully believe Ted's ultimate inclinations. Adrian was too good to be true... so yeah. 3 stars. 

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Review: Wakenhyrst

4 stars. Absolutely wonderful! This is a super refreshing piece of horror that takes a ton of familiar and beloved Gothic elements and weaves a beautiful, textured, spooky tapestry. It's sort of three stories in one, with Big Themes such as guilt, oppression, religion, secrets, coming-of-age, patriarchy, and rage. There's a bit of a mystery but this book is definitely more about the journey - the slow build, the creeping dread, the eerie setting, the rising tension - than the answers. I loved it.

A young girl, Maud, lives with her parents in a large manor house in Suffolk. Her mother is constantly with child, and her father is rigid, repressive and strict. After her mother passes, Maud is left lonely and finds comfort in the nature and beauty of the nearby Fens. But something stirs in the reedy green depths... something old but not forgotten, something that will trigger a reckoning, changing the lives of Maud and her father forever.

There's a whole lot wriggling around and among the many layers of this story. It reminded me of O Caledonia a bit. Maud's father seemed a bit cartoonish to me at times, but I think that's because I can't quite grasp that that's sincerely how men treated women back then. It made his comeuppance all the more satisfying. And I really, really loved the character of Maud. As a stubborn grudge-holder myself, I couldn't help but admire the way she sharpened her resentment into the nastiest of blades. I felt for her and rooted for her. 

It may not be the scariest of horror novels, but it's very atmospheric, and it scratched the itch for me. (And I'll admit, I jumped a few times seeing shadows walking the dog at night after reading.) I couldn't put it down, and like I said - refreshing! A very unique tale. It felt well-researched, and I loved the bits about history and art history and the glimpses of the town and the superstitions and folklore. I recommend it.

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Review: A History of Fear

4 stars. What a fascinating novel! This debut comes with a really, really interesting premise, eerie, atmospheric writing and some genuinely fascinating scary moments. Perfect timing, as I'm heading to Scotland for a few days next month, and also great for spooky season. Very, very excited to see what this author has coming up next.

Presented in an epistolary format, A History of Fear is a collection of documents (interview transcripts, text messages, email chains and a manuscript) pertaining to an infamous murder case in Scotland - the murder of a student by a young man who claims the devil made him do it. Guilt is not at question, but the more we get to dive into the details and background of this case, the more interesting certain aspects become: motive, for example. Social context. Religious context. The roles of family, upbringing, sexuality, etc. 

Throw in a dash of academia and a spoonful of the supernatural and you'll be totally set for all 300+ pages. I personally couldn't put it down - at times because it was so compelling, at other times because I was sort of frustratedly driven to get some answers - but I highly, highly recommend this... as sort of a literary effort that blends true crime and horror and personal history. While the themes may be a bit predictable, or dated, or perhaps I should say unsuited for a story that's supposed to have taken place very recently, it is still a thought-provoking project full of conflict and pain that feels relevant. 

I know some other reviews described this as overwritten, or occasionally cheesy, and yes, it sort of meanders and maybe could have benefitted from stricter editing. Couldn't we all? Sometimes I wondered if that was intentional. Thankfully there was always a crisply unsettling moment to bring my attention back and move things along nicely.

Overall: complex, interesting, and very smart. Will be thinking about this one for a while.

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Review: Waif

5 stars. I love books like this - stories that are so different, and unexpected, and full of so many twists all you can do is hang on for the ride and let the narrative wash over you without feeling like you have to work out a puzzle or solve an equation to identify the killer (this isn't a murder mystery, but you get the idea). I raced through it - because it really is that refreshing.

Waif opens with a woman, Angela, upset over the state of her toxic marriage. She encounters a man in the grocery store, which sparks... some crazy behavior, by both herself and her husband, which in turn sparks some even crazier events... I'm being intentionally vague; go in blind. By the end you'll have followed Angela into an entirely new life - a new identity, a new sense of self, new priorities - maybe even a new reality entirely.

"Women's wrongs" could potentially be an entire genre of books at this point. I love it. Angie wields her dissatisfaction in extremely disturbing ways, but it doesn't really feel wrong. She's a little bit... delightfully insane. It's a challenging book, and will be unsettling for certain readers - check TWs.  The author doesn't shy away from tackling themes such as body dysmorphia, abuse, control, desire, shame, insecurity, sexuality. That's the tip of the iceberg. I personally can't get over that ending, in a good way - as sharp as it gets. So sharp it hurts.

Read this if you're in the mood for something that is both incredibly horrifying and incredibly thought-provoking. 

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Review: Howls from the Dark Ages

3 stars. This book is a super disgusting, bloody fun time. It seems to me like Between Two Fires sparked a huge interest in medieval horror - but nothing has lived up to its success since (not surprising, considering it's one of the best books I've ever read). Howls from the Dark Ages makes a valiant attempt. And I kind of want more.

While some of these stories are standouts, there isn't really a bad one in the bunch. Each one was the perfect length for my commute on the train. From a medieval perspective, there's a lot to enjoy: castles, dusty manuscripts, flickering candles, shining armor, bloody swords, heavy crowns. And from a horror perspective, there's something for everyone: creeping dread, extreme revenge, body horror, religious fear and trauma, monsters, creatures, evil in every shape and form - fungi, even. And as with all great horror each story explores how humanity fits into it all - its temptations and capacity to embrace darkness the scariest thing of all.

My favorites included In Thrall to This Good Earth, The Final Book of Sainte Foy's Miracles, A Dowry For Your Hand, and The Fourth Scene. Many of the images from these will stick with me for a while. Putting together an anthology like this must have been a ridiculous challenge: everyone involved deserves applause for including such variety considering the common threads plus the tropes we all know, love, and expect. The central narrator/tour guide was a clever touch and while kind of gimmicky I couldn't help but smile at it. 

I'm not typically a short story girly but I'm learning to enjoy and appreciate their value. I'll be checking out many of these author's additional works and keeping an eye out for more medieval horror to come. Absolutely worth your time, especially during spooky season, if you dare...

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Review: The Last Days of Jack Sparks

4 stars. I am thisclose to giving it 5, because I want everyone to read this immediately so we can discuss over a bottle of something... non-alcoholic (all of Jack's drinking turned me off that for a bit lol. There are some vivid hangovers in this puppy.). 

Phew, okay - this might take a few paragraphs for me to work through. As someone who reads (and watches) a healthy amount of horror, I always appreciate a refreshing take on a beloved trope. This is undoubtedly a very unique, unexpected story full of surprises and wild spins on concepts like hauntings, possessions, paranormal investigations, even a bit of found footage. Expect a crazy ride with some captivating twists and turns.

It's an epistolary novel that features a collection of documents (including a manuscript, emails and other forms of correspondence) gathered by the brother of the late Jack Sparks, a sort of shock-jock journalist intent on disproving the existence of the supernatural. The manuscript (which may or may not be authentic) shares Jack's journey into the unknown after he attends an alleged exorcism. 

I certainly picked the wrong week to read about a semi-controversial British comedian-type character, didn't I? It was genuinely difficult to get certain accused famous figures out of my head, which also probably informed my opinion that Jack isn't likeable in any capacity - I disagree with any takes that say Jack is sort of a rugged, charming anti-hero. He's an asshole, end of story. Bex was also kind of a confusing character to me, and I had some trouble keeping track of the other minor characters (I do love a good group of investigators, though.)

But the journey Jack goes on is truly breathtaking. A little reminiscent of Cloud Atlas, or the incredible, affecting Australian mockumentary Lake Mungo, Jack's story hurdles him towards intersections - points of connection of all kinds - in a way that ends up very loopy by the end, and I do mean that in every sense of the word. Pay close attention; even as things start to clear up there are still surprises in store.

As far as the writing goes, I actually found it to be a bit... dense. I practically skimmed quite a bit, trying to cling onto the narrative thread without getting lost. This was probably profoundly stupid of me, as it turns out the little details easily dismissed are super important, but I managed to grasp just enough to be suitably satisfied when things clicked into place. Did they actually though? Click into place? Who knows. That's part of the fun.

(I looked high and low for theories and/or explanations around some of the more ambiguous aspects and couldn't find much. I half expected there to be full Reddit threads dissecting every clue with visual representations like venn diagrams and flowcharts. Maybe I should start one.)

Overall, this is a must-read for horror fans. It's very meta, and there are some wonderfully eerie, spooky sequences and even some darkly funny moments. I've heard it's quite good on audio - maybe that would've felt like a better experience for me! Regardless, I see this becoming a true classic in years to come. Read it before the inevitable adaptation comes out!

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Review: In the House in the Dark of the Woods

3 stars. Not what I was expecting at all, even though I knew to expect something strange and far out there! As best as a summary as I can manage: a woman heads into the forest to pick berries for her family, gets lost, goes missing. She then has a long series of very unusual, enchanting, mysterious, almost magical encounters with those who dwell in the woods and finds herself trapped - or perhaps flings herself willingly - into a cycle where her choices will impact far more than her quest to return home.

1 star for slaying a style of writing I've never really encountered before: not only was it very different and unusual, but it was good and beautiful and refreshing. Not different for the sake of being different. Different because it lent to the setting, the voice, the tone, the narrative itself. It further distinguished the book as its own thing - see below. 

1 star for the setting. I'm such a sucker for Colonial horror, especially with witches and crackling fires and magic herbs and fouled wells and berries with cream and bonnets and religious fervor and the decidedly male determination to conquer what is wild and shouldn't be tamed. Take the movie The Witch, turn it inside out, then tip it sideways and then zoom out - this is the type of story you'll find.

1 star for being completely untethered. I considered docking a star for this, but I've so rarely encountered a story that doesn't really reference, or connect, to anything familiar (and boy oh boy did my brain try - over and over again to grasp at whatever it could) that I can't help but admire it. Aside from the most prival (primeval) tropes, like the evil in the woods, and maybe a few lessons about consequences and making promises, this is truly its own thing.

I think maybe I'll remember this story by its moments - by its individual threads versus the whole tapestry. The blurb uses the word "ingenious" and I don't think that's wrong... but it's maybe a little too ingenious, for me. Reminds me of something almost academic. But I truly respect it. And I would like to read more by this author. I might even re-read this one, if I feel like a rabbit hole again.

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