Review: His Black Tongue

3 stars. This is a really fun, imaginative and interesting collection. I picked it up because I've seen it recommended for fans of Between Two Fires, and each story does blend historical fiction - or historical elements - and cosmic horror in entertaining ways. This author has some really great ideas and a talent for description. I wasn't truly creeped out or scared at any point, but there's no question this is excellent horror.

Most readers, as far as I can tell, agree that the first story - set in plague-riddled medieval France - is the strongest. Out of all of them, I really understood its purpose and its point. The Bone Fields was also a treat, as I really can't get enough of Viking horror. The final two stories weren't my favorites, as they felt a little anchorless, but they served as adequate vehicles for some fun, disturbing moments. Necropolis blends science fiction into the mix in a way that I don't think I've encountered before, in a good way.

Overall I recommend. It does no good to nitpick work like this (although I could go with one less "gaping maw"), in fact I'd love to read more from this author and see where he goes! I could see this appealing to fans of Ballingrud as well. I liked it!

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Review: Speaks the Nightbird (Matthew Corbett #1)

5 stars, but I would give this 10 if I could. This is by far one of the best books I've ever read. Most well-written, most enjoyable, most entertaining, most impressive, most well-plotted... it really tops the lists for all of those categories. It'll be in my best of the year list, and also my forever favorites. This is a must-read for fans of horror, historical fiction and immersive mysteries. It will keep even the most well-seasoned reader guessing and glued to the story. I cannot say enough good things. It bought me so much joy. 

Speaks the Nightbird takes place at the very end of the 1600s. The New World has been colonized but not conquered, as many new settlements struggle to prosper with so many threats: the climate, the soil, wild beasts, Indians... and most recently, the work of the devil. Fount Royal, the southernmost colony in the Carolinas, seems doomed to fail thanks to the curse of a witch, who allegedly murdered her husband (plus the town's reverend) and committed a few other delightfully unspeakable acts.

Having accused and jailed the witch but aware she is by law innocent until proven guilty, the town's founder sends for a magistrate from the nearby Charles Town to judge the case and provide sentencing, who arrives under somewhat unsteady circumstances with his trusted clerk, Matthew Corbett. And so we are off. 

Off on an investigation so twisty, so dark, so intense that maybe, like me, you'll need to put together a list of suspects on your phone and obsess over the details so you won't miss a single clue (“has a mysterious sack in his barn” really played out in a fun way eh?). Maybe you'll be compelled to discuss it at length with those around you because you can't stop thinking about the characters or the world or the answers to the many questions. Maybe you'll get a few things right, but likely you won't. It's genius in that way.

Matthew Corbett is a great, if somewhat unlucky, hero. Sort of... a Sherlock Holmes type with all the feeeeeeelings and frustrations and follies of being young (and in this case, in love). He is not perfect, nor is he your typical romantic alpha. And yet watching him basically fumble his way through this mystery was a wonderfully rich and sometimes humorous experience, because even as things went wrong at every turn, he stayed true to himself. I really look forward to continuing his journey.

I can't say I've ever, as an adult, been so transported by a book. It is written as though the author literally saw the events unfold before him and he transcribed them so smoothly and vividly I felt like I was there watching with him. (Speaking of, why??? how??? has this not been adapted yet?? HBO?!?!) It's a particular type of sustenance to the soul: like brain food, like a soak in a hot tub, like a hike or a drive when the leaves peak in Autumn, like a sip of expensive whiskey (or apple beer). This book made me fall in love with reading all over again.

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Review: Demon (Six Stories #6)

4 stars. Absolutely devastated that this may be the end of one of my favorite series of all time. I picked up the first book when I really needed it - needed an easy, compelling distraction from the stress of living, and I immediately bought the rest, which... I don't think has happened since before I knew how to read. I would just hate to say goodbye to Scott King forever. My true crime- mystery- creepy horror-loving heart is broken.

In Demon, King decides to rake over the grave of a young boy named Sydney Parsons, who was murdered in 1995 by two other boys of his age. The crime took place in a very small town called Ussalthwaite, which appears cozy and picturesque even as its residents skirt around strange happenings and eerie history. Scott of course interviews those connected directly or indirectly with the tragedy, attempting to track down answers to the many questions swirling: primarily, motive. As with all of the Six Stories books, there's an undercurrent of the supernatural that absolutely delivers serious chills in each interview.

Other reviewers have noted that this ends with a touch more ambiguity than some of the others, which on one hand is frustrating, but only I think because the others land so clearly, with solid, grounding answers that give a sense of completion. Leaving elements of the story open-ended undeniably made it a scarier book, and therefore, naturally, I'm really, really into it. 

I also noticed that this one had a somewhat stronger, or maybe less subtle, agenda to it. Don't get me wrong, the last few years of politics and pandemics and promotion of ignorance have filled me with enough rage to fill even the coziest of lighthearted novels with attacks on society's current, perplexing, direction. And Matt Wesolowsi always - admirably - explores big themes in his mysteries. In this case, nature vs nurture vs neglect, punishment vs rehabilitation, criminal rights, prison reform, the justice system... But here his views are a little more loud. He took the flying brick approach. And I don't hate it (in fact I agree with it), but I did find it slightly distracting.

And I can't forget to mention that there was a UDD. And yes, my instinct told me to dock a star for it, but I didn't, because he included a suitably written trigger warning. That way I didn't have to spend the whole time stressed about the dog, I could just skip over detailed descriptions of her so I didn't get too attached. (Appropriate time to mention that this is probably the darkest, maybe most disturbing, of them all, which is saying something. You've been warned.)

I should also say - I had absolutely 0 theories for this one, leading up to the very last few pages. Typically in the middle of a Six Stories book I'd tell my husband my theory (who, despite having no context or understanding, took notes so he could validate me later), and I'd say I was right in 4/6 books. But this one? Left me totally guessing. I was like, fake death? Twins? Evil doppelgänger? Dissassociative identity disorder or multiple personalities? WTF Is going on here?!?! WTF was with the creepy singing?!?! I NEED MORE!!

I cannot say enough good stuff about this series. Each book offers its own unique, but familiar at the same time, flavor. I've mentioned this before, but what should have gotten stale after 3+ books only got better. I wish - hope with my whole heart - that there will be more. Otherwise, I'll be returning again and again simply just to study these and to relive their many, many profound, emotional, delightful twists and turns.

So… Kelly, why 4 stars? I don’t know, really, I assign star ratings based on gut instinct and I never really regarded these books as flawless, or technically perfect - there’s a lot of context and run-on stuff… it’s sort of like, the date was okay but the sex was awesome. Don’t worry about it, just read these fucking books, I’m out.

*sniff* Until next time...

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Review: Krampus

5 stars. This was really, really fun. I'm so lucky to have found Brom, because his books tick all my boxes as they say on Love Island. Other reviewers noted that this is more dark fantasy than horror, but it's not disappointing - in fact, it's breathtaking. I couldn't put it down. It's also peppered with plenty of truly funny moments... part of its charm. 

500 years ago, the ancient god Baldr trapped the Yule Lord Krampus deep underneath Boone County, West Virginia. During his captivity, Krampus manages to gain several followers and Baldr evolves into what we know as Santa Claus. When Krampus escapes, he is intent on getting his revenge and gaining back the believers he lost. Caught in the middle of this is Jesse, a young, struggling musician trying to get his wife and daughter back. 

Brom himself in the afterword mentions that part of his inspiration came from wondering what would happen if Krampus fought Santa. His explorative answer is a fantastic mish-mash of Nordic folklore, ancient myth and religious imagery. I love two-in-one stories: stories that weave a fairy tale with some sort of social, political or human challenge (think Pan's Labyrinth) and this one does it beautifully.

Here's what I loved: the twist on good vs evil. Santa and Krampus are decidedly capable of both. Both have committed atrocities for personal gain. Both have brought hope and strength to their believers. I also loved what Krampus, especially, stood for. I don't believe in much, but I respect ancient beliefs. I loved the chapter at Horton's deeply, all the way down to my toes. I loved the ending, Vernon's most of all. 

And I loved the depiction of West Virginia, a land of small, struggling communities largely failed by their leaders. Krampus' discoveries about the way humans treat ourselves and the land were heartbreakingly true. It was a proper choice of setting and I'm glad we didn't widen the window really, except to go to Spain lol.

I do also have to say that from a technical standpoint, Brom is really perfect at plotting, pacing, character and structure. He incorporates elements and returns to them at clever times, leaving the reader with a feeling of intense satisfaction. His characters have depth and complexity, and nothing feels half-assed or poorly written. I really am a huge fan, and I highly recommend it.

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Review: Deity (Six Stories #5)

4 stars. OMG these are the absolute best. Happy to report that I did NOT predict the twist this time - I've never been so happy to be totally wrong! I was a bit nervous when I read the synopsis (tackling the Me Too Movement is hard on a good day), but I shouldn't have been. The subject was handled as sensitively and considerately as possible while also delivering the delightful gut punch I've learned to expect.

In Deity, Scott King decides to rake up the grave of pop star Zach Crystal, who died in a fire in his isolated mansion after a wildly successful career. Crystal was the type of star who attracted wildly devoted fans, many of them young teenage girls, and many of whom have now accused him of taking advantage of their devotion. Once again King interviews six individuals connected directly or indirectly to Zach's life, career, and alleged crimes, and once again King unravels a story that's as spooky as it is shocking.

Ahhh. This one felt really icky. There were a lot of parallels between Zach Crystal and Michael Jackson, which... just speaks for itself. It was an icky reckoning when it happened and it's an icky thing to re-live. But these stories must be told, and we must believe them. That's absolutely non-negotiable. The spooky elements in fact were a lot less scary because, well, we should all know by now - human monsters are more frightening and horrible than any animal in the forest.

I am more impressed with each book. The dark themes are tackled with such respect for everyone involved. I love the deft examination of guilt and blame in a situation when someone is hugely talented and successful and surrounded by the word "yes" - how both the enabler and the enabled can be guilty. How money plays into it. How attention plays into it. How fear plays into it. Having just watched the documentary Stolen Youth, I noticed that some of the grooming/manipulation techniques were spot-on. Terrifying.

Super excited to read the next one and I really, really hope it won't be the last.

Deity on: Amazon | Bookshop.org | Goodreads

Review: Kill Creek

5 stars!! WOW - this was WILD, and I loved it! Apparently my 2023 reading interests pretty much 100% point towards horror, and the absolutely delightful chills I got from this book are fuel to the fire. It's a long book, with many scares and many twists and turns, but I want more. I WANT MORE! I want an adaptation, ASAP.

It's a solid premise freshly baked in a familiar oven: a group of 4 horror authors are asked to spend a night in a house together for an interview with a tech bro. Naturally, the house has a bit of a bad history. Naturally, tension builds as each individual experiences something spooky. Unnaturally, this is only the beginning. Seriously. Buckle up.

I really loved our group of players. Sam is the pretty, edgy hero, talented with a rough past. T.C. Moore is a badass button-pusher known for writing pyschosexual thrillers. Daniel Slaughter writes popcorn paperbacks for young adults. And Sebastian Cole is the celebrated old school writer famous for what are now considered classics.

It's a great bunch. You can just tell that each one brings a unique perspective, and not just for the purpose of scaring them in unique ways. Sure, many of their... vulnerabilities, shall we say, are a bit predictable, but they complement each other. It's a fleshed out family, for lack of a better term. I rooted for them all, even when things started to go very wrong.

I've seen a few complaints about the writing of T.C. and I kind of get it, but to be honest I didn't catch anything offensive. Same with the climax - yep, it is absolute chaos, but I couldn't look away. I also really loved the ending. We even got some detailed answers, which I wasn't expecting! Thought it would be more ambiguous. Not a complaint.

This is a must-read for horror fans. It's got everything: a haunted house, well-written characters, a lot of excellent scares, a couple of slasher sequences (that fucking hatchet), even a good old crawl space! Oh yes, that reminds me: I appreciated the incorporation of character background details that re-emerged, or became important eventually. I know that type of full circle writing bugs some people as too matchy or cute or gimmicky, but I thought it was done really cleverly here. 

Scott Thomas did for a black shoe what Grady Hendrix did for the phrase "soft thump," what Nick Roberts did for a warm hand. He made it downright chilling. I WISH THERE WAS MORE!

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Review: Beast (Six Stories #4)

4 stars. Not the scariest of the lot so far, and maybe not the tightest either (I felt a little indifferent to be honest), but an absolute smash in terms of themes. These books find that incredibly rare balance of entertaining at breakneck speed while also exploring deep, true, sad, sometimes painful themes... these mysteries are more think-y than they appear at first glance, I think. And I love them for it.

Beast tackles the murder of a young influencer, who was locked in an isolated tower and died of hypothermia before being beheaded by three troubled men in the town. Again, these books are not whodunnits but how/whydunnits - the perpetrators have been arrested, and pled guilty, and are in jail for the foreseeable future. But so many questions remain. And Scott King, after facing his own monsters, is ready to track down some answers.

This one focuses on vampires, which I thought would be cheesy, and it is, kind of, at first, but he takes it in such an interesting direction that by the end I was like, this shit is brilliant. I don't know how he manages to use a format over and over that should be getting stale by now - same old tricks, etc. - in such fresh ways. You can expect the twists, right? But the twists are never not satisfying. 

The themes mentioned above: forgotten, neglected communities, poverty, small towns, sibling dynamics (a favorite of his I think), urban legends, social media (another favorite of his), the cruelty of youth, the pressures on youth, the morality of punishment (this one is a bit more ambiguous than the others), influencers (which was fascinating to read in the day and age of Alix Earle), and you know what I also loved? That he clearly did his research on programs for "troubled" young people. You could tell he knows the ins and outs of our social, political, systemic failures to support those in need. The description of Elizabeth's - yes, Elizabeth's - crimes are the scariest moments of all.

I love his little easter eggs too. Who locked Lizzie in the tower? That's - delightfully - straight from who put Bella in the witch elm. Even her name - Elizabeth Barton - could that be a play on Elizabeth Bathory? The initials, Lizzie B., may also hint at another murderous Elizabeth: the one who infamously gave her mother forty whacks. This stuff is DREAMY for someone like me. Please, sir, can I have some more?

Ultimately I think it's my least favorite in the series so far (honestly because I did want more - more answers, more insights, more clues, more details - maybe a re-visit to her parents, after the revelations, maybe a last-minute approval of his request to interview one of the three in jail, maybe some news clippings about "new developments" in the case), but do not not not not not sleep on this series. Scott King is my forever bae.

Beast on: Amazon | Bookshop.org | Goodreads

Review: The Exorcist's House

4 stars. YEP, that'll do the trick. It's very exciting to find fresh horror that uses the familiar tropes - like coming home to a clean house! Things feel new and nice even though I know where everything is. This is not even close to being a good use of figurative comparison (esp considering the subject matter of the book I just freaking read) but hey, it's Tuesday, I'm tired, and we are shooting down UFOs. 

The Exorcist's House is really just like, yeah, the family bought the house, weird shit ensued, they investigated the secret room in the creepy basement, they each started having terrifying but isolated experiences, one thing led to another and sure enough we've got a battle between the forces of light and the forces of darkness. Except guess what? The imagery is fantastic. The scary moments are actually scary. And the fucking dog survives (thank you), for which I've added an additional star.

I adore short chapters. I love that this book seemed to know exactly its purpose: to tell a frightening, concise, non-show-off-y story that will scratch the itch of any horror fan. Horror creators are especially guilty of over-employing Easter eggs (completely forgivable considering we have to cling to whatever inside jokes we can find). and this book is no different, but the clever references are fun and not OTT.

The ending, by the way, is pretty much perfect. I would've given it 5 stars but I found some of the dialogue - and the quippy humor - a little clunky/clumsy? Everyone tries to find that balance and almost everyone misses, so it isn't really any failure on the author's part. 

I could totally see this as an amazing movie. Read if you dare. Don't investigate the secret room. The end.

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Review: Changeling (Six Stories #3)

4 stars. Brilliant. I'm obsessed with this series and hope they continue forever. While I guessed the ending early/easily in this one, I was still glued to it and the other twists and turns kept me satisfied. I love that Wesolowski manages to layer horror so successfully in each of these: the outer layer (ghosts, paranormal, creepy stuff) and the inner layer (the worst of humanity). Poor Scott King! 

Changeling (such a clever title) sees the return of King's true crime podcast, this time exploring the disappearance of a young boy in a supposedly haunted forest. He interviews those who knew the kid's parents, those who had experiences in the forest, and others who orbit the case itself. Like in the other books in this series, we as readers circle and circle and circle the truth, edging around what turns out to be a very heartbreaking and personal revelation.

In this one he tackles abuse. It features, in my opinion, one of the scariest villains of all time - wishy washy at first, because he blurs the line of victim and villain so deftly. I appreciated the author's clear sensitivity surrounding some of the darker themes, which rang very sadly true. And I loved the way he ended it with a glimmer of powerful hope. My only complaint is that I wanted a little bit MORE! A few questions are left unanswered and we say goodbye a bit abruptly.

Thank goodness there are more books in this series. It's become such a saving grace over the past few weeks and I hope he never stops writing them. My brain loves puzzles like these and I can't get enough. Bonus points for being genuinely, honestly spooky.

Changeling on: Amazon | Bookshop.org | Goodreads

Review: Hydra (Six Stories #2)

4 stars. I’m addicted to these books. I mentioned in my review of Six Stories that this is my kind of horror and holy shit has that been confirmed. I can’t wait to sink my teeth into more of these incredibly fun, clever, creepy, twisty stories. Could honestly be adapted into podcast form IMO, or maybe found footage documentary style? I’d watch.

In Hydra, Scott King tackles not a whodunnit but a why/howdunnit, exploring the case of a young woman who murdered her whole family with a hammer in 2014. He interviews her, her old friends, ex-acquaintances, and people with whom she crossed paths at some point before the massacre. Slowly he untangles the many theories about the case to reveal some scary secrets and her possible motive for the crime… along with those still actively trying to hide the truth.

Oooooooh yeah. Did I mention the urban legends? We’ve got BEKs, the Elevator Game, Japanese ghost conjurings… it’s all the good stuff. More deeply, it deftly comments on things like gender, religious fanaticism, fame, fan culture, cancel culture, social media, tabloid media, the dark web, trolling and doxxing and oh yeah, Twitter and FB are called out by name.

As in the first book, the author also convincingly - horrifyingly - writes about the agony of coming of age, and the sad, sometimes fatal, reality of bullying and teenage dynamics. I just really admire the boldness of the writing about that sort of thing as it rings really… tragically, true.

Okay, so I figured it out before the 6th story. But I fucking loved it just the same. Don’t sleep on this series - it’s like a bowl of delicious popcorn that I can’t stop munching. On to the next and I couldn’t be more excited. OBSESSED!!!!

Hydra on: Amazon | Bookshop.org | Goodreads